Ich habe entschieden ein Frosch zu werden

It is a universal truth that in the early 2000s, Jennifer Lopez was the most beautiful woman on the planet. Everyone agrees on that. And for many, it was a relief because she wasn‘t Christina or Britney, she wasn‘t blonde and not white, and suddenly Nima had hope to be like her. In vain, she tried to form Jennifer Lopez waves in her hair until this summer when she realizes it‘s not possible. Nima might as well become a frog.